Just came across this on my travels.
Yes, it’s Conrad(Aaarrgghh! kill it, kill it, kill it dead!) in his guise as a writer(did i really just say that?).
Anyway, i thought it was a pretty good story, as shorty’s go.
You can find it here.
Enjoy.
Oh, and by the way, pissy little girly is about to start posting reviews(woo-hoo!).
She’s a girl that one, ain’t she, ay!?!